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Alaska is an alien and recording artist from the planet Glamtr0n [sic]. No one knows her age or species. She was discovered on Earth almost 60 years ago with only a 1972 issue of Vanity Fair and a can of Tab. Alaska cites Divine and Marilyn Monroe as her biggest influences.

wibnutler:

all I’ve learned in school this week is that I’m rly gay

I like Ariana Grande so much I want to order an Ariana Venti
Alaska Thunderfuck (via courtneyactsrattesticle)
I like turtles
Willam (via themusingsofmihailo)
Manila Luzon - Eternal Queen
foreveryourfangirl:

dragqueendevotee:

This might be my…favorite picture of all time?! 

prom pics

foreveryourfangirl:

dragqueendevotee:

This might be my…favorite picture of all time?! 

prom pics

Willam is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She didn’t get into college, but she’s really good at the Internet. She’s achieved viral success from her satirical music videos (such as “Boy Is A Bottom”) on YouTube. Willam loves to make people giggle inappropriately, and her favorite style choice is the Disco Short.

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

I moved to NYC with a pair of high heels & a dream. The heels were a size too small, but my dreams were bigger than the Tri-State area.
Rupaul (via rupaulownseverything)